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Offline mmTalish33  2800

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #50 on: August 06, 2016, 08:17:26 pm »

Hey Sajjad... long time no see..  :o :P
yeah bro got new job to do therefore i don't have much time.BTW How r u bro?

new job? you run your own business? Don't you?
yes but now i got government job. ;D
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govt job!!! konsi???

Offline sajjad2740702  1492

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #51 on: August 07, 2016, 07:13:26 am »
hello friends kesy ho sb?

Hey Sajjad... long time no see..  :o :P
yeah bro got new job to do therefore i don't have much time.BTW How r u bro?

new job? you run your own business? Don't you?
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yes but now i got government job. ;D
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govt job!!! konsi???
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SNGPL.

Offline sajjad2740702  1492

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #52 on: August 07, 2016, 11:00:57 am »
afternoon everyone.

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #53 on: August 07, 2016, 02:39:08 pm »
Good evening friends.

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #54 on: August 07, 2016, 05:34:17 pm »
Anybody home?

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #55 on: August 08, 2016, 12:04:20 am »
Salam to all brothers!

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #56 on: August 09, 2016, 01:41:32 pm »
Evening friends.

Offline mmTalish33  2800

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #57 on: August 09, 2016, 03:39:18 pm »

Hey Sajjad... long time no see..  :o :P
yeah bro got new job to do therefore i don't have much time.BTW How r u bro?

new job? you run your own business? Don't you?
yes but now i got government job. ;D

govt job!!! konsi???
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SNGPL.
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to chillar ban gaye ho :Mr.G: :Mr.G: :Mr.G: phle doodh peete thay ab gass r logon ka paisa peo gay :tongue: :tongue:

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #58 on: August 09, 2016, 03:39:43 pm »
Hello guys.
Dear Katians, we need your help.
Kat fundraiser campaign
Here is the link to donate directly through PayPal.
  https://katcr.co/directpaypal.php   
 :didso:
Every penny counts.
Thank you.
And please spread the word.

Offline mmTalish33  2800

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #59 on: August 09, 2016, 03:40:25 pm »

Wa'Alaikum Asalam bro. kese ho? kahan se ho bhai?

Offline Tariab  2018

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #60 on: August 09, 2016, 03:41:12 pm »
آإس كميونتي  ظرورت أب كو هيه  تو هات ميلوايه


https://katcr.co/directpaypal.php

Offline sajjad2740702  1492

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #61 on: August 09, 2016, 05:18:07 pm »
Assalamoalaikum friends.

Offline mmTalish33  2800

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #62 on: August 10, 2016, 03:47:43 pm »
Hello folks :hello: :hello: :hello:

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #63 on: August 10, 2016, 05:52:09 pm »
Hello folks[/color] :hello: :hello: :hello:
kesy ho bhai?

Offline Tariab  2018

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #64 on: August 11, 2016, 03:16:17 pm »
Assalamu alaykum


kya hal hai ?


تیرے بنا جینا


تمہیں بھول جائیں


تمہیں بھول جائیں
یہ کیسے ممکن ہے
کیونکہ
نہ کوئی داستاں
نہ کوئی قصہ
ہو تم
مری زندگی کا
لازمی اک حصہ
ہو تم
تو ہی چین ہے
تم سے سرور ہے
دل مرا تم
سے ہی مسرور ہے
ترے بنا جینا
ممکن نہیں
کیونکہ
مرے لئے
اب
اک نشہ ہو تم
تمہیں بھول جائیں
یہ کیسے ممکن ہے
کیونکہ
نہ کوئی داستاں
نہ کوئی قصہ
ہو تم

Offline Tariab  2018

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #65 on: August 11, 2016, 03:25:40 pm »
Some Good and Funny Habits of Pakistani People !


Pakistan is a developing country. Most of the people are poor. They have not enough money to purchase

necessary household quickly. So instead of throwing old items they try to use them for more days. Though their

habits seem to be funny but it is good and interesting. Some poor people with the time become middle class.

But they don’t quit their old habits. Some examples are here.

If soap became thin after use; instead of throwing they attach it with the new soap.

They role and role toothpaste tube and use it until the last drop.

Nice and elegant crockery in the house is only for guest use.

They always upset when price of gold increases, even they never buy that.

When TV remote cell finished and do not work, they shake the remote instead of changing the cell.

Instead of throwing out old T-shirt they use it as a night dress and when it is not usable at night then they use it

as a mop.

They never throw used shopper, instead put all used small shopper in a big shopper bag.



Offline Tariab  2018

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #66 on: August 11, 2016, 03:36:36 pm »
Urdu jokes


ایک روز صبح کے وقت کسی نے فائر ہاؤس کا درواز دھڑ دھڑایا اور زور سے چلایا ۔
’’آگ آگ‘‘۔
فائر بریگیڈ کے ارکان باہر دوڑے اور دیکھا کہ ٹرک میں لدی ہوئی کار سے شعلے نکل رہے ہیں ۔ جب آگ بجھا دی گئی تو عملے کے ایک رکن نے دوسرے سے کہا ۔
’’اب اس نوکری میں مزہ آئے گا۔ لوگ آگ لگی چیزوں کو یہاں لانے لگے ہیں ‘





Offline mmTalish33  2800

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #67 on: August 11, 2016, 03:49:46 pm »
Important Message to all Pakistani members regarding child kidnap break out in country

It is requested to everyone that while driving, please have a look on every child sitting in Cars, Motorbike, Rickshaw, Taxi, Vans, Buses, Auto rickshaws or even in Ambulance. Try to judge the situation if you see any child crying badly. One of the kidnappers here in Disst Khushab was arrested a couple of days ago, Who confessed that they are extracting eyes, kidneys and heart after kidnapping the children. We need to get these people, as till now there are over 981 Children have been kidnapped in Lahore in last 1.5 months and around 1800 children in Punjab. Together we can get these bastards and as a responsible citizen, it is our duty to act. And please share this message everywhere and with everyone
« Last Edit: August 11, 2016, 03:51:51 pm by mmTalish33 »

Offline Dzire  181

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #68 on: August 12, 2016, 03:38:40 pm »
Some Good and Funny Habits of Pakistani People !

But they don’t quit their old habits. Some examples are here.

> If soap became thin after use; instead of throwing they attach it with the new soap.
> They role and role toothpaste tube and use it until the last drop.
> Nice and elegant crockery in the house is only for guest use.
> They always upset when price of gold increases, even they never buy that.
> When TV remote cell finished and do not work, they shake the remote instead of changing the cell.
> Instead of throwing out old T-shirt they use it as a night dress and when it is not usable at night then they use it as a mop.
> They never throw used shopper, instead put all used small shopper in a big shopper bag.
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Hey bro.. it's not only happens in Pakistan... but all over the world... :tongue: :laugh:  :rofl: :Mr.G:

Offline Dzire  181

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #69 on: August 12, 2016, 03:38:56 pm »
Good Morning  :cool:
Good Afternoon  :didso:
Good Evening  :wink:
Good Night
  :tongue:

Offline sajjad2740702  1492

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #70 on: August 12, 2016, 05:44:01 pm »
hello everyone...

Offline Tariab  2018

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #71 on: August 13, 2016, 05:36:21 am »
دیکھو میری رانی بیٹی
آج تمھاری سالگرہ پہ
گھر میں سب اُداس ہیں نا
کیسی بے بسی ہے یہ؟
یاد تمھیں ہم کر سکتے ہیں
پیار مگر ہم کر نہیں سکتے
تصویر تمھاری چھو سکتے ہیں
بانہوں میں تم کو بھر نہیں سکتے
تم ہوتی تو ایسا کرتے
تم ہوتی تو ویسا کرتے
خواہشیں سب کی، حسرت بن کے
دل کی دل میں رہ گئی ہیں
نچھاور کرنی تھیں جو تم پہ
اشکوں سنگ خوشیاں بہہ گئی ہیں
دیکھ کے تیری ننھی صورت
آنکھیں سب کی روتی ہیں
ماما کی آغوش میں اب بھی
تیری یادیں سوتی ہیں
آج بھی گھر کی ہر اک شے میں
عکس ہے تیرا، تو ہر سو ہے
بابا کے سینے پہ اب بھی
مہک تیری ہے، تیری بو ہے
مانا کہ تم پاس نہیں ہو
لیکن ہر پل ساتھ میں ہو تم
ہر سانس سے ہے وابستہ یادیں
ماں بابا کی ذات میں ہو تم۔

Offline Tariab  2018

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #72 on: August 13, 2016, 05:41:52 am »
Customer: Waiter, This Food Is Repeating On Me. Waiter: Good, We Love Repeat Business.

Offline mmTalish33  2800

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #73 on: August 13, 2016, 06:15:52 pm »
hello friends :hello: :hello: :hello:

Offline sajjad2740702  1492

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Re: Kickass Pakistani Community
« Reply #74 on: August 13, 2016, 06:16:30 pm »
hello friends[/color] :hello: :hello: :hello:
Kesy ho bhai?