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Free Speech / Re: You Can Share Your Jokes Here,Come On In.
« Last post by hakimpac on January 23, 2017, 11:58:36 pm »
A husband and wife were grocery shopping. He picks up a case of beer and puts it in the cart. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies. "Put them back, we can't afford them", demands the wife. They continue shopping. Later on, she puts a $20 jar of face cream in the basket. "What are you doing?" asks the husband. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife. He said, "So does 24 cans of beer and it's half the price."
That's him in Aisle 5!


Good one pal :Mr.G: :thumbsup:

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money.
Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Di*k, let's go." :darky:
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Free Speech / Re: You Can Share Your Jokes Here,Come On In.
« Last post by GodandUlster on January 23, 2017, 11:53:24 pm »
A husband and wife were grocery shopping. He picks up a case of beer and puts it in the cart. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies. "Put them back, we can't afford them", demands the wife. They continue shopping. Later on, she puts a $20 jar of face cream in the basket. "What are you doing?" asks the husband. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife. He said, "So does 24 cans of beer and it's half the price."
That's him in Aisle 5!

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TV Shows / Re: What TV Show Are You Watching Right Now?
« Last post by Chief.Mokum. on January 23, 2017, 11:51:55 pm »
Homeland S06E02
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Books / Re: Please Request Ebooks and Audio Books Here V2
« Last post by kim on January 23, 2017, 11:48:03 pm »
Hi there! I am looking for these 5 books (epub or mobi).  :hello:
 
1. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6406206-family-affair
Family Affair (Chase Banter #1) by Saxon Bennett

2. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6561678-best-friends-don-t-fuck
Best Friends Don't Fuck by Cheri Crystal (i know. Haha)

3. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/287083.Lucifer_Rising
 Lucifer Rising by Sharon Bowers

4. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/33545822-when-angels-fall?from_search=true
When Angels Fall by Sherryl D. Hancock

5. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/32066481-a-marriage-of-connivance
A Marriage of Connivance by Natasha West


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Free Speech / Re: You Can Share Your Jokes Here,Come On In.
« Last post by Scumhook on January 23, 2017, 11:40:52 pm »
Why are curries like uncles?





Because bad ones leave you with a sore anus.
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Books / Re: Please Request Ebooks and Audio Books Here V2
« Last post by royla on January 23, 2017, 11:36:25 pm »
Hi All, I'm kindly requesting this book if possible. Epub format preferred but mobi can work too.

Name:    Overtaken
Author:   K.F. Breene
Series:    The Warrior Chronicles, 6
ISBN-10: 1541092570
ISBN-13: 978-1541092570

https://www.amazon.com/Overtaken-Warrior-Chronicles-K-F-Breene-ebook/dp/B01MSNOD79/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1485209760&sr=8-1

Thankful in advance   :laugh: :sweat:
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Movies / Re: Quiz; Can you guess this movie? V1
« Last post by hakimpac on January 23, 2017, 11:34:43 pm »
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Open Game
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Thanks for the explanation pal :thumbsup:

My turn :smiley: An easy one :wink:


Kidding!! Not that easy :tongue:

this is the one :wink:
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Books / Re: Please Request Ebooks and Audio Books Here V2
« Last post by fmarais1000 on January 23, 2017, 11:20:40 pm »
I would really appreciate it if someone can point me to this book:

      Anne Holt - No Echo  - No 6 in the Hanne Wilhelmsen series

https://www.amazon.co.uk/No-Echo-Hanne-Wilhelmsen-Book-ebook/dp/B01BKQZYR6/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1485209995&sr=1-1&keywords=anne+holt+no+echo
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